1. these dark days of fashion (skinny jeans, bubble skirts, sulking) 2. the death of democracy at the hands of an evil dictator retard monkey 3. the new world order 4. global warming 5. aging 6. the gentrification of los angeles 7. my tendencies toward procrastination 8. the current chocolate shortage in my house note: the image has nothing to do with the text, a direct result of my recent decision to abandon logic as an organizing principle in my life. let weird prevail!

it seems text is required i'm hardly inspired drowning here in venice in a sea of neon snot.

but it was well worth every last one of them.